No more alcohol for you, Kin-chan. EVER. This is all your fault, Atobe.

Now I'm going to have to get drunk now.

[ooc: still on hiatus but whatever...]

I call dibs on the in-room jacuzzi.

...

Maybe I should take up tennis again. Or something.

Hope you guys won't mind the tank in the living room; it's too big to fit into my room.

So yeah, I finally got my iguana back from my parents. His name's Speedy.

Finally got that paper in for the uni...

So what did I miss around here?

Oi, Zaizen. Happy birthday!

You get another free drink or two courtesy of me. And something else I've left at your door.

ooc: ^^; He got Zaizen a music store gift certificate due to lack of ideas...

There's nothing wrong with being a blonde, Sanada. I think you look good with it.

Why is that stupid plant not DEAD yet. I dosed it with twice the amount of recommended weed killer and it's still up and moving.

The chainsaw didn't work...it just grew more tentacles no matter how many of them I hacked off.

I'm trying the industrial strength weedkiller next.

Sorry brigade people. I'm getting rid of that plant no matter what.

The fact that I'm going to get felt up by this moving plant when moving into my assigned room should have been written in

BIG BOLD

letters as part of my employment package.

Excuse me while I go to the nearest hardware store and buy myself a chainsaw.